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2 - Rate Your Driver
RATE YOUR DRIVER
In each category circle
the statement that best describes your driver.
A ATHLETIC ABILITY
1.Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
2.Must take a running start to leap short buildings.
3.Walks into doors.
B DRIVING ABILITY
1.Holds an SCCA National race drivers license.
2.Holds state drivers license.
3.Cannot reach the pedals.
C INTELLIGENCE
1.Talks to God.
2.Listens to God.
3.Talks to animals.
D COURAGE
1.While going 40 mph around a downhill right angle
turn on loose
gravel calmly asks "Have we made up that
9 seconds yet?".
2.Occasionally passes Yugos on back roads.
3.Faints while attempting to leave the odometer
check.
E MEMORY
1.Asks navigator to repeat instructions like "Acute
right at 'Bear'
and/or right before 'Left' then straight at 'T'.".
2.Asks navigator to repeat instructions like "Right
at Tee, then turn
left".
3.Asks navigator to repeat instructions like "00.00
mile, Start".
F COOPERATION
1.Hollers at navigator eloquently.
2.Screams at navigator vulgarly.
3.Ejects navigator from car on second leg.
G MECHANICAL ABILITY
1.Installed computer with dual input and output
distance and time
in car's ashtray.
2.Installed driving lights for night rallyes.
3.Installed dent in front fender in parking lot.
H GIVES CREDIT WHERE DUE -
MAKES STATEMENTS LIKE:
1.I couldn't have done it without my navigator.
2.My navigator couldn't have done it without me.
3.I could have done it, if it hadn't been for
my navigator.
SCORING - Add up the numbers
you have circled and compare to the following:
9 or
less - No, I don't believe it!
10
- 12 - Enter a National rallye.
13
- 16 - Enter a Divisional rallye.
17
- 20 - Enter a club rallye.
21
- 24 - Get him/her to take up Autocrossing.